tie one on
If you were a piece of rope or a skinny old leather purse strap, wouldn't you like to be re-purposed as an accessory for some hottie's waist? Thought so. This kind of thing is probably just lying around the house -- if not yours then your friend's, neighbor's, or parents. Not to mention the thrift store. Use your Powers of Resourcefulness -- a knife or scissors might be helpful too -- and go to it.